{"product_id":"funny-gift-i-hate-everyone-but-us-best-friend-bridesmaid-coworker-girlfriend-gift-funny-candle","title":"Funny Gift | I Hate Everyone But Us | Best Friend, Bridesmaid, Coworker, Girlfriend Gift | Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚩Please read our product description, shop policies and FAQs before ordering. Please note, we do NOT customize message cards or include personal notes inside gifts. 🚩\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":6723,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16777215},\"9\":0,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0},\"15\":\"Arial\"}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;Give this candle with a unique, sentimental message to your special someone as an appreciation gift for their best friend.\\n\\nMessage reads: \\n\\nI HATE everyone EXCEPT US. YOU ARE the reason I DON'T PUNCH people in the FACE.\u0026quot;}\"\u003eGive this candle with a unique, sentimental message to your special someone as an appreciation gift for their best friend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMessage reads: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI HATE everyone EXCEPT US. YOU ARE the reason I DON'T PUNCH people in the FACE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur candles are made in the USA - we are using a 100% natural soy wax blend. Our candles are Made To Order - meaning they are handmade and made especially for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOUR CANDLES are Non-toxic  - they contain no lead, plastics, parabens synthetic dyes, or phthalates...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCandle Product Information: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e13.75\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eoz. candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlass vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAverage burn time\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e60-80\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in the following scents:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSea Breeze: A burst of citrus collides with the tantalizing scent of star anise. A complex heart of lavender, cedarwood \u0026amp; jasmine petals sweep throughout the heart. Hinted notes of patchouli, crushed rosemary \u0026amp; oakmoss create a signature, balanced aroma.\n\u003cdiv class=\"scent-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOrange Zest, Star Anise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMid Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCedarwood, Jasmine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePatchouli, Rosemary Sprigs, Oakmoss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eComfort Spice: A fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon sticks join on top. A shimmer of lemon is blended with vanilla extract \u0026amp; pralines. White cedarwood \u0026amp; musk add to the finishing touches.\n\u003cdiv class=\"scent-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBrown Sugar, Cinnamon Sticks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMid Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eVanilla, Pralines, Lemon Zest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCedar, Musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eVanilla Bean: A delight of citron zest \u0026amp; vanilla bean are introduced. A bold spice heart compliments throughout this aroma. Warm undertones of tonka bean \u0026amp; whipped cocoa complete this delectable fragrance.\n\u003cdiv class=\"scent-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCitron, Vanilla Bean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMid Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCinnamon, Clove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTonka, Whipped Cocoa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Candle Builders","offers":[{"title":"Sea Breeze","offer_id":39926167634010,"sku":"CANDLE-014-SB-1","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Spice","offer_id":39926167666778,"sku":"CANDLE-014-CS-1","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean","offer_id":39926167699546,"sku":"CANDLE-014-VB-1","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/6219\/0682\/products\/73ffd8ae92ba5ed71790e600151f8515.png?v=1650527507","url":"https:\/\/www.customgiant.co\/products\/funny-gift-i-hate-everyone-but-us-best-friend-bridesmaid-coworker-girlfriend-gift-funny-candle","provider":"Custom Giant","version":"1.0","type":"link"}